Top ten euphemisms for well you'll see...

10. Jingle your jangle
9. Working your oar
8. Basting your oatmeal
7. Wrestle with Jimmy
6. Wiggle your waggle
5. Shifting gears
4. Stirring the yogurt
3. Stroking your ego
2. "Thinking"
1. Obeying Dick Cheney the Walmart greeter