In accordance with the wishes of Top Editor, I must now, ruefully, regrettably, and dutifully, submit to you electronically generated hate mail. My grievance stems from the undeniable fact that an egregious and heinous addition has been made to the Ramdiculous formula which has been tried and true since its inception. And I must say that this faux pas has inconvenienced me because I even had to call a university professor to find out what word to use to describe it. This mistake is none other than some prankster, for whatever reason, added a parenthetical humorous statement after the Wednesday observance....and this is unacceptable!! How am I supposed to come up with my own funny comment about that observance if you supply one already?!? I must request that in the future Wednesday be left without (a statement following it) either that or you should sack those who write the subtitles and replace them with a pack of Argentine whooping llamas.
In accordance with the wishes of Top Editor, I must now, ruefully, regrettably, and dutifully, submit to you electronically generated hate mail. My grievance stems from the undeniable fact that an egregious and heinous addition has been made to the Ramdiculous formula which has been tried and true since its inception. And I must say that this faux pas has inconvenienced me because I even had to call a university professor to find out what word to use to describe it. This mistake is none other than some prankster, for whatever reason, added a parenthetical humorous statement after the Wednesday observance....and this is unacceptable!! How am I supposed to come up with my own funny comment about that observance if you supply one already?!? I must request that in the future Wednesday be left without (a statement following it) either that or you should sack those who write the subtitles and replace them with a pack of Argentine whooping llamas.
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