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Volume 9, Issue 3

Snake Attack!

During the Ram Band's halftime show at last Saturday's football game, the stadium was unanticipatedly attacked by a swarm of jetpack-wielding snakes. The snake's numbers were reported to be approximately nine-thousand or more. The band promptly took defensive measures against the flying reptiles.

The trumpets were the first to react as they pointed their instruments into the sky and bombarded the snakes with the highest notes that they could make. Unfortunately, this did absolutely nothing and the snakes continued to slither-fly toward the stadium.

Seeing the trumpet's brave display of fortitude, the upper wind section began marching around in circles while their section leader shouted orders at them. By this time, the snakes were directly above the stadium and were shooting fireballs into the crowd.

As chaos erupted within the mass of people, the saxophones stood around and complained about various things such as how hot the uniforms were, how nostalgia isn't what it used to be, and that the specifics as to how magnets function seem to be elusive.

Meanwhile, the trombones moved into a defensive formation and fired flak rockets from their instruments into the sky. This was the first remotely effective strategy, and should be noted in case of future flying-reptile attacks.

The percussion sections became jealous of the trombones and did some spinny things with their drumsticks, but then quickly realized that they're really not as cool as the rest of the band.

After the trombones had exhausted their ammunition, the tubas decided to get together and form a giant robot to fend off the remaining aerial scale-bearers.

In doing so, however, the entire stadium was destroyed and the snakes decided to just go back home. At this time, the total cost of damage to the stadium is unreported, but we can all rest easy knowing that the Ram Band is here to protect our campus, even if that means destroying it in the process.

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CONTEST: Homework Challenge -- Rickrolled

The computer science student, Reddit user Mayniac182, spent 8 hours formatting his paper into the acrostic Rickroll you can see in the video and the image below.

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Volume 9, Issue 2

Offspring - If Bella and Roscoe had a kid what would it's name be?

If Bella and Roscoe had a kid what would it's name be?

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Timmy's Car

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Changing Signs...

Futurama and The Simpsons In Three Pixels

Imagine how much hard work and pain could be saved if they animated the series in three pixels.

Send an email to Jesus Diaz, the author of this post, at jesus@gizmodo.com.

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Couldn't find a parking spot.

Group Advising

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Texas Tech at San Angelo, it's coming.

Nice Colors!

Who is the King?

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I Hate Hamlet

Cropwalk, but the question is: will there be cake?

Construction Criticism

“Plaza Verde,” that’s what they’re going call it.

They cut down the trees,

Pissed off the birds and the bees.

The grass is gone,

What’s left is dirt—

And I wonder if the flowers were hurt?

Was this the plan, was this the way?

Or did they do it by mistake?

Well, I suppose I must be grateful too—

Thanks for going green, ASU…

Sidewalks, elevator, annoying...

I’ve got a great idea! It’s such a good way to improve all of our experiences on campus. It branches off of this aged thing called “common sense.” Okay, but seriously. It’s about the fact that everyone is always bumping into other people on campus. I have to walk across campus twice a day, and it’s really frustrating constantly running into people. And with the way the university has been chopping up the sidewalks, we are now forced to share some with opposing “traffic.” But to help alleviate this intensely annoying issue, I have come up with a plan. How about everyone stay to their right when walking on sidewalks? You know, the ones where people who are walking different directions are forced to share? This would be most advantageous if put into practice at the crosswalks on Johnson. There is nothing like trying to catch that light while having to dodge other students doing the same thing, but in the other direction. If we just decided to stick to the right, then we shouldn’t have to worry about bumping into people anymore. This also applies to the use of stairwells. If you’re going down, stick to the right, and stay to the right. And if you’re going up, stay to the right and stick the right. Does everyone understand this? One last thing. Elevators. What the hell is everyone thinking?! It’s common knowledge in every other city on earth that when you’re waiting for an elevator, you let the people get OFF the elevator before you rush in. Come on. That’s so annoying. Oh yeah, and ask which floor everyone is going to if you’re right next to the button panel. That’s all I have to say. I look forward to the day where I don’t have to worry about people running into me and vice versa. Hope everyone has a more enjoyable experience on campus.

--Gilly